I went to a kick ass party last night. And there was a plethora of sexy men from wall to wall. They wre every where. The whole place was just filled with sexiness. But I’m no dummy. I know everything that might look good from the waist up doesn’t always look good from the waist down. I have too many stories of guys who were sexy, great body, cute ass and when they pulled their dick out I had to squint my eyes to find it. So I was cautious as to who I talked to and made sure I watched every move and listened to every word. 9 times out of 10 if a man is bragging and going on and on about how big his cock is and all of the fucking magic trick he can do in the bedroom like he is a sexual hoodini, his sex game probably isn’t worth a damn anyways. And besides, what grown man is still running around bragging about the size of his cock. That’s what juveniles who aren’t used to packing such equipment do or juveniles who have seen what their friends are packing in the locker room and wonder when their dick will grow. LOL! But anyway. I bypassed all of the bull shit come on lines until I came across this one guy who was just too damned sexy for words. I mean he was tall, had dimples, a cute little cleph in his chin and curly hair. He was beond gorgeous with a sexy colgate smile. I was so into him and he was totally into me. We were flirting kind of heavy like and both had intentions of going somewhere and doing some sneaky freaky. (Hey don’t judge me. I havent had hot steamy sex in a while since I was so focused on school and niteflirt. I needed some dick action ASAP!) So after we made it clear what we wanted to do to each other I asked him what he was working with. He looked as if he had no clue what I was talking about. So I whispered in his ear and asked him how big was his dick. He told me that it was 8 1/2 and thick. I got excited. My panties got damp. I told him I wanted to see it. Cutie with the dimples got nervous and said he couldn’t pull his dick out in the middle of a party. Some one might see him. I told him it was dark, nobody would see a thing and everyone was damn near drunk and wasnt paying us any mind anyway. So then I told him fuck it, I don’t need to see with my eyes to decide whether or not this guy was fuckable. I told him to undo his belt and I pushed up really close to him. I slip my hand down his pants and then….
and then….
AND THEN…..
Yanked my damn hand back. 8 1/2 inches my ass. This shrimp midget dicked asshole must think I’m stupid. He must not know who I am. I am The Size Snob damn it. I don’t do short dicks. His felt about 5 1/2 inches and wasn’t hardly thick considering the little fucker disappeared in my hands when I wrapped it around him. I shook my head at him and said no thanks. He looked lost like a homeless puppy in the pound and asked me why what was the problem. I told him his dick was the problem and left him standing right where he was. ON TO THE NEXT ONE! You little dick losers make me sick!!!


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